Ianissimo McKenzie is the wildly improbable pseudonym of the mysterious proprietor of Smilocide Studios, along with another, known only as "The Dutchin." These two hatched the kernel of what would become the Smilocide mythos while serving time at Sing Sing. Since then, he has produced cartoons, comics, puppet shows, and sculptures made from his own waste to expand and perpetuate the mad little world he has created. His favorite foods include hummus, nutritional yeast, hot sauce, and chocolate milk. If encountered, you are advised to avoid eye contact and to seek the authorities immediately.